Adventure Quest Worlds is a generically-titled American MMORPG with the sole purpose of sucking away your younger sibling’s life, money, soul and intelligence. It is a wasteland of wasted money, 15-minute releases, broken promises, 12 year old’s, trolls there actually aren’t any trolls in AQW, just a bunch of dumbfucks, and lots and lots of Brazilians.
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OFFICE MAX
“The money goes in, but it doesn’t come out!”
It was a dark and stormy night in the secret underground facility and the AE team made up of evil jews were scheming as usual. “I have one of the greatest money grubbing idea’s jewkind has had since banks!” Announced Artix to his legion of scam artists. “We’ll pose as a free flash MMORPG and lure in all the poor kids who can’t afford World of Warcraft. Then we’ll suck away the few dollars they have!” and at the moment of agreement amongst the Jewish community, AQWorlds was born. Their scheme rivals the sub-prime mortgage loan scams of Wells Fargo and AIG except they trick small children into buying “Membership” and “Adventure Coins” instead of ghetto black people! The Staff makes you think you’re paying for an MMORPG, when you’re really paying for a dress up chat room full of trolls!
AQWorlds is irreplaceable amongst the gaming community, and is played by over four people. AQW is also a crowd space for many scene kids, skater kids, trolls and pedobear. These are actual kids, so destroy them before they can evolve into their teenager form. The game has a very special kind of humor, much like an adult or FBI agent trying to relate to 4channers.
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Coming next week! |
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— Artix |
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Despite the fact that it’s totally flash based they manage to lag your four thousand dollar PC more than Crysis just by adding a handful of pets into the game. Other then that, the characters run in some demonic sideways form to make up for the lack of 3D space. AQworlds also shows the most advanced security system on the internet, which is made up of schoolyard tactics of bluffing in the design notes, which is also full of shameless self advertisement on pretty much every site you can think of.
GamePlay (yet to be released)
There is no gameplay.
AQWorlds is a flash based game with graphics only toddlers could love. The characters are made of 2D sprites that run up and down the screen while their legs move in an awkward forward motion. The game is composed primarily of doing quests that are meant to be “fun,” except you end up having to kill the same mofo over again 20 times to pick up the “differently titled” shit they crapped out. The cardboard cut out/brain-dead NPCs that give the shitty quests don’t even look at you or move for fear of being charged AC taxes like the players. The quest lines are usually boring and completable within 15minutes of starting a new area. All of the items in game do the same damage from fucking dildo cunt sausage-chucks to the almighty beta blue balls star sword. All armor is purely aesthetic and by no means does anything to protect your sorry ass from anything from dragon fire to the level 100 lag monster in every room. Instead you are able to enhance these worthless pieces of shit and data by purchasing level related “Enhancements.” Some smart and clever AQW players that taught themselves how to read and write (a rare happening on AQdubz) have made “Class Builds and Recommendations” guides on forums. Don’t ever listen to this flaming lying pile of goose shit as each class is best with all luck enhancements which just so happen to be sold by the big green mutton chop wearing faggot: Cysero himself. Every enhancement except for luck is pointless and blows more chunks out the ass then a cholera infected infant in Zimbabwe.
A HURR DURRN GOOD EXAMPLE OF HOW TO USE LUCK ENH, INSTANT 17K PLZ
The closest thing AQDubz ever came to adding actual gameplay would be when hentai-lolicon animator Milton Pool now known as Nulgath, tried to create his own area hoping to make the game a little less gay. Milton’s area was meant to be an “end-game” area for players that had done all of Cysero’s 15minute releases and wondered why there weren’t any that lasted 30 minutes. Milton decided he wanted to release an area that would take more than 30minutes to release and so the rest of the staff (Cysero) blew a gasket and beat him to death swiftly. The area was then shut down and re-opened after Cy wiped his greasy hands all over it, only after using them to clean his brown, dukey stained ass first. As time went on this zone began to grow in popularity and players almost began enjoying the game again. Cysero didn’t like this one bit and thus arranged to have the zone destroyed and built up from the bottom for non-members and quest loading Brazilians to enjoy. As a parting gift, Cy wanted to fuck over the paying members further and released all of their shiny tercessuinotlim shit for free and allowed them to be quest loaded for a good year before finally throwing them into the “rare forever” pile. Tercessuinotlim has now been largely replaced by Daggot The Feeble and his legion shit tokens, a sad, wannabe mockery of a formerly decent zone. What is left of the scorched earth Tercessuinotlim area are of all of Milton’s unreleased artz shoved into Juggernigger items of Nulgath. After holding him across his lap and spanking his ass, Cysero banished Milton from AQdubz land and forced him to make his own MMORPG if he wanted to fuck with his paycheck. Milton’s name and humanity/human rights were also revoked as he was changed to Nulgath, a fat grody alien rapist bug as part of his exile.
Just about everything in AQdubz from items to inventory space needs “Adventure Coins” to unlock (see big Mr.AC_AC). AE follows a mob mentality marketing model in order to make profits. They have over 9,000 rares pumped into the game annually. In order for the players to feel like they didn’t miss out on Daygez seckzi aurtz, the poor imbeciles are compelled to shill out their lives savings in order to buy up the almighty pixels before they go rare forever. This is a weekly occurrence. Players can by and customize their own houses which you must buy from a company called “Centaur 21,” a extremely original name for a real estate company. All of the houses are either claustrophobic ghettos or cardboard boxes with “wooden” furniture. You can buy better items for your fap-pad but you need to give some head to Mr.AC_AC first before he says it’s okay.
“the greatest reason to play AQ worlds.”
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Adventure Quest Worlds is kind of like anal sex, sometimes you like it, sometimes you hate it. |
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Story
“AM CHAOS LAWD ESCHURIYAWNZ.”
The game follows a story of an epic battle between your player and the forces of chaos, which is ironically named considering its 100% predictable. Every Friday they release the same exact thing over and over again, and is almost beating Final Fantasy in the field of repetition.
You get news of new Chaos Lords and have to fight thousands of easy creatures before you have to fight an animal or myth themed mini-boss and finally the Chaos Lord.
Next friday you either get filler, despite the fact Artix said he wants to finish the main storyline as soon as possible, or you get the same thing repeated.
The only benefit to this is you get some pretty nice looking stuff, but then you realize it doesn’t do anything and is just there for dress-up purposes. Infact, pretty much all weapons and classes are exactly the same, meaning that this game is pretty much Stardoll with combat. Every now and then the staff like to put a twist on things and release on Thursday instead of Friday, or Saturday instead of Friday if they get extra lazy! Wow!
“So pro!”
Special Events
On top of a storyline that seems to be written by 3rd-graders, AKA the brain-child of the office’s college slut Beleen with her big tits but no brain, AQ Worlds hasspecial events and releases used as an excuse for players to pay even more money for rip-off Adventure Coin items they don’t need on top of membership. Apart from AE being a bunch of gold grabbing cheapskates, the reason for the constant plague of Adventure Coin items is due to only about 1% of the player-baseactually paying for upgrades! The other part of the player-base numbering at a whopping 99% are completely non member and don’t ever pay for a thing because they’re too poor in Brazil or are only three years old in America! Smart right? So since if the Brazilians and Chillins can’t get a job/beg their parents to pay for membership, Lord Cysero took it out on those who can pay by slowly turning them into rare hunting zombie faggots and mind washing them into buying AC item after AC item in order to support the strain those silly non members put on the AQ World’s already crippled band-width. To add some perspective on how effective this has been so far in supporting the game, think of the servers running as fast as a one-legged donkey pulling a cart of iron bricks.
The “special events” largely consist of Cysero sending Beleen to cock suck mediocre musical talents in order to convince and bribe them with the price of a large pizza so that they agree to guest star in the shitty game. However, when they cannot find a mediocre musical talent to cock suck/bribe, they resort to the only thing they do best which is re-releasing last years holiday event shops. Resourceful!!! Most of these events including the re-used ones come with a special vag-badge to show that you were one of the dumb fucks who actually played through the shit fest of fail and wasted at least 15 minutes of your pathetic life.
Some of these magically queer events are!:
Musical
- Voltaire! Too cool to turn down yet another one Beleen’s sloppy wet blow jobs!
- One Eyed Doll and the bat-shit insane lead singer Kimberly!
- Johnathan Coultrane (who actually didn’t do shit except flip Cysero off at the last minute!)
- Ayi Jihu! A fugly escaped Chinese prostitute who is constantly being chased by the fear of being captured by communists and taken back for rape and beatings!
- ArcAttack Nerds that play with lightning because they think its cool getting your ballz zapped!
Talentless
- George Lowe! The one and only decrepit old man who voiced Space Ghost! After being given a blumpkin at an unnamed con, he agreed to do one of AQ World’s countless Friday the 13th events! His whereabouts are currently unknown but is thought to be chained up naked in AE’s basement, kept alive off stale crackers and water only so that he can continue to voice every last one of the companies god awful commercials! I bet he wishes he turned down that blow job and skinny Indie Company Pay Check!
“What happens to when a normal outsider comes into contact with AQW.”
- Paul and Storm!: Do you know who the fuck these dangle berries are? That’s right, you don’t. Because nobody does. Kidnapped and forced to do AQ World’s second upholder birthday bash these completely unmemorable gays reflect the AQW Spirit.
- CTRL+ALT+DEL!: A bunch of totally stuck up pricks due to their psuedo-popularity with their dictator leader Simon trying to over compensate for his 3-inch penis. Cysero had to fap off Simon and Tim personally in order to get them to “do” a crappy 15-minute event. They make comedically challenged comics nobody reads but if you try really hard, you might be able to laugh at how poor and nerdy the humor is!
- They Might Be Giants: They might be gay, but after that special live event, we’re pretty sure they are.
Yearly Holidays!
As mentioned before they thrive off of re-use in AQ Worlds. In AQ Worlds they re-use a lot of things (I.E Beleen). In AQ Worlds a lot of things are re-used but tweaked to almost look different! AQ Worlds re-uses nearly everything for each release. Adventure Quest Worlds has things from previous releases in almost every release! AQ Worlds re-uses things by simply copying and pasting art! In AQW, non re-used things come a long once every few months! In AQ Worlds that’s what they do best, re-use! This method of re-use has been used since AQ World’s beginning days to minimalize the already non-existent work load that doesn’t start getting done until 5min before release time!
- Mogloween!
- Thanks-for-giving-us your AC’s giving!
- Frostvale where you pay AC’s for your gifts!
- Chinkese New Year!
- New Years!
- Hero’s Heart Day!
- April Fool you into thinking we care day!
- False Freedom Day!
- Modfag Birthdays!
- Staffag Weddings!
- Any real life happenings that they can use as an excuse for more AC items!
Talk Like an Black Naval Commander Day!
“Amidoingitright?”
One day Captain Rhubarb had a few too many bottles of gin, vodka, rum, absinthe, beer and dog urine to drink while at work, thus was inspired to go on a drunken rampage around the lab. It was said he raped each of the female workers twice, threw thirty seven swivel chairs through the windows onto the street, jizzed on Cysero’s monitor four times, and urinated on the rug and fake plants whereafter he finally smashed down his fists on his keyboard until every single account made during the Alpha period of AQ Worlds was deleted. After Rhubarb woke up from this drunken spectacle (though common in Irish workplaces) he realized that what he had done was a major no-no and Artix was disappoint! He sought to make amends with the confused and accountless and bawwing players who had spent so much time and money farming to level 10 during Alpha! Rhubarb decided to give these players rogue class with a black pirate coat on it! The faggots loved it! But all was still not well in the lab. Cysero and Artix realized that Rhubarb had given this class out for FREE, and while sober to boot!! That definitely wouldn’t do, they had planned to charge players a year of membership in order to get their accounts back. So they schemed, plotted and raged in the Jew-Cave until eventually, Talk Like a Black Naval Commander was born!
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Talk Like A Black Naval Commander, have you ever seen those cool kids with that coon skin pirate coat? Now you can have it too for some AC’s bitches!. |
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“How could they do this?!?”
Every September from that point on, an expensive Adventure Coin shop was to be released selling a re-colored versions of the Alpha-Faggots precious Class with a slew of other piratey drunkard inspired items! This bred feelings of jealousy among the Black Naval Commander owners. “These noobs did not spend an entire 30minutes farming to level 10 like we did only to have our progress deleted!! Why should they get something like our free non member class?!?” They could not understand why to their shock and awe, these strange people walked around with red and green armors similar to their own. The next year the even gayer Icy Naval Commander was released and the red and green naval commanders began to have conniptions too! And so the hierarchy of naval faggots was born.
Adventure Coin Currency and Big Mr.AC_AC
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Big Mr.AC_AC makes his weekly rounds to collect player’s mandatory donations tax to the Cysero Big Mr.AC_AC Ronald Mcdonald Dollar Menu Fund!
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*WARNING this part of the Article was horribly written by a noob, you have been warned* (Hint: It is the butthurt warning above this article typed in bold) In Adventure Quest Worlds, now referred to many players as “Adventure Coin Worlds” there are two types of currency, gold (virtual pixelated shit only valued by Chinese sweat shop workers in other MMOs), and Adventure Coins: Pixelated Jew Gold purchasable with real life Jew Gold. The staff long ago realized that the majority of their player-base consists of rich, no life faggots and poor children with rich faggot parents. Since day one, when AQW went up shit creek and got stuck, Cysero put into motion a plot to rob the innocent players of all their money before shutting down the trap MMO and then moving to Cuba with George Lowe, Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur. As pictured above, Mr.AC_AC is Cysero’s secret alter-ego which he does not wish players to find out about! Thankfully the agents here at Encyclopedia Dramatica did some deep undercover spy shit and discovered this revealing photograph of the man himself in true form!!!!!! Big Mr.AC_AC can usually be found shoving his chode down players throats until they shit out their financial contributions to his empire. After the staff and their new hero Big Mr.AC_AC discovered that shitheads would keep paying the same for crappy items instead of for things any respectable MMO should have like gameplay and functionality, the fiesta began. It never stopped. It is still going harder than a certain 70 year-old Penn State Football coach pounding a little boys anus in court! The staff now works approximately 30minutes a week prepping 15minute re-releases by copying and pasting last weeks code but with Dage splattering a new coat of paint on it (new armors that look purty) and calling it the next Chaos Saga! Despite this, they still profit the same as if they really did do any actual work at all! Step aside World of Warcraft, Runescape and Rift, you’re all shitheads compared to THESE geniuses! The clever players of AQW keep purchasing and purchasing until they finally have to sell their internal organs for Alpha Pirate re-makes! No other MMO can make you do that now can it? At least Big Mr.AC_AC doesn’t think so.
Classes
(Alpha) Pirate: Exactly the same thing as Rogue/Renegade, only with more gay pirate buttsecks in it.
Assassin: Horrid overpowered shit that AE ‘fixed’ sometime last year, before ‘fixing’ it again to ass-fuck retards who PvP.
Barber: Exactly the same thing as Rogue/Renegade, just made ‘rare’ to boost the egos of rare-hoarding Jews like Evo.
Bard: Laggy and very underrated, but like all classes in AQW it pounds ass if you’re not completely fucking retarded.
Beast Warrior: A furfag version of Warrior/Warlord that you have to pay for. Loved by faggots like Veluxier/Dracowolf117.
(Beta) Berserker: Some messed up shit that does more damage the more it gets hurt. Oldfags committed mass-suicide when the Beta version was re-released.
CardClasher: A Yu-Gi-Oh! inspired class that pulls skills out of its ass and rapes things. It comes with a free set of shitty cards with Beleen’s tits on them.
Chaos Shaper: A shitty class that Cysero made to make worthless AQW membership more enticing. It used to fuck shit up, but got nerfed to the point where anything can anally fuck it.
Chronomancer: The first Jew-born Promotional class to be shat out of the pulsing sphincter of Fartix and Cysero. Retards spent money on a shitty hentai calender full of Beleen’s tits to get this class.
ChronoCorruptor: Chronomancer with more tentacle and gay in it. Exactly the same shit as Chronomancer, only with more bugs.
ClawSuit: Fat fuck in a red suit that AE gave to oldfags before AQW was complete shit. Completely worthless and outdated, oh AE you so funny.
Defender: This shit used to be Guardian, but AQW players were too damn stupid to figure out how to use it. Turned into another class because the AE Jews didn’t want to waste another outdated skillset.
DoomKnight: The shitty AQW version of a Death Knight, with more cum in it. Retards like Noiro get boners from using it.
Dragonlord: FUCK YOU I’M A DRAGON with a whole assload of rape crit and AoE spam.
DragonSlayer: Shittier version of Warrior that works on Dragons and very stupid players. Contrary to popular belief this gives no fucking advantage over Dragonlord and its powers of rape.
Enforcer: The worst fucking class in the game with shitty art, and a skillset more useless than a woman out of the kitchen. It comes with two clones, Rustbucket (moar like cumbucket) and ProtoSartorium, a reskin that you have to pay to use.
Evolved Clawsuit: Some overpowered shit that AE released because ClawSuit was too shitty and bugged to make a return. To the eternal disdain of item-whores like Nehemiah this is re-released every year.
Evolved Shaman: By all counts, Shaman was a great class. AE didn’t like having a balanced class, so they made Evolved Shaman and prostituted it for ACs to piss members off.
Guardian: Shitty class that no-one but Drakel War Lord cares about. Used to be Defender, but players were too stupid to use it properly.
Healer: Your standard underused, worthless support-based shit that nobody uses because it does nothing but heal people. Comes with a Christfag reskin called Acolyte, and a transvestite slut version called Witch.
Horc Evader: The only thing that dodges more than Rogue or Ninja, and their Jew-spawned variants. Evader comes with a free pet pig which Brazilian players like to fuck.
Leprechaun: Irish fucker that does the exact same thing as Rogue and all the other fucking clones of it. The only difference is that Leprecunt disconnects you from ACWorlds whenever you use it.
Mage: One of those typical classes that you expect to see in a shitty MMO like this. Comes with a shitty reskin called Sorcerer that only retards buy to impress other retards.
Necromancer: Overpowered shit that Cysero trolled members with by throwing it to the Brazilians and non-members. Comes with an AC version for players too stupid to use bots properly.
No Class: Shit class with no skills at all. Amazingly this class will still come out on top against Enforcer and its Mechanophile clones.
Paladin: Taken from DnD at least 100 years ago by every MMO on the internet, and abused to the point where it just becomes a Warrior that heals. Used to be good, but Fartix nerfed it over and over, in an attempt to make it stronger.
PaladinSlayer: More promotional shit blasted from the fat ass of Cysero. As expected, it rapes every class that was made before it with exclusion to Ninja, which is still overpowered.
Pumpkin Lord: Another shitty member-exclusive reskin of Warrior. Feel like burning your wallet on AE yet?
Ranger: By all counts this was actually a pretty good class, minus the hours of carpal tunnel-inducing grinding necessary to get it. Or be smart and just use bots, not that AE gives a shit.
Rogue: Original faggot class that dodges everything thrown at it. Using this will make players rage and call you a fag, which you probably are for playing this shitty game anyway. Comes with more fucking reskins than anything else.
Shaman: Another one of those ‘good’ classes that looked decent and didn’t just fuck everything like Obama did to the Amerifat economy. Completely disregarded in AQDubz, thanks to the unneccessary ‘Evolved’ version.
Starlord: Another Mechanophile box of rape that needs membership in another game to get. You’re probably retarded if you can’t use this class properly.
Troll SpellSmith: The biggest dick in the collective ass of AQW players yet. SpellSmith just takes all the overpowered skills from all the other classes, and rolls them into rigged package. Great for trolling the retards who PvP in this game.
UndeadSlayer: More shit that Cysero used to troll members that were stupid enough to actually pay for this game. Completely worthless against anything that isn’t a zombie or skeleton.
Vampire: Edward Cullen reskin of Rogue. The only people that have this class are fags like Nehemiah and D who played this game for way too long.
Vindicator of They: The most overpowered, overused shit to enter the all-male orgy of AQW classes. Manages to shit on everything but Troll SpellSmith. If you die while using this class, you’re dumber than a fucking nigger.
Warrior: You’re surprised to see this here? The quintessential class of retards and Brazilians that comes with a bunch of member-exclusive reskins.
Witch: Reskin of Healer with more tits. You also need to pay money for this.
Famous People
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Mommy, she got AP. I want my AP back! Wahh! Let me try to harass her becuz she got the AP. |
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- User: An emo suicidal British cock sucker who was once one of Elnaith’s garbage men of the GD (Arch Knights Fags) before he hung himself from his 0.5-inch dick and non existent balls in his closet for being such a loser and queer.
- Baron von Bloodlust: A wonderful and reasonable German individual who thinks he is a master troll but sucks ass at trolling. He keeps leaving the game and saying he’s done then comes back anyway. He has a little armada of bad trolls who suck his cock and kiss up to him all over the place. He also is in a gay love affair with his butt-buddy Perished.
- Motear: The latest in Yulgar-1 wannabe shit, Motear is that sort of guy who sticks his small cock in a toaster and cries and blames the manufacturers when he gets dickburn from it. Convinced that all the AQDubz moderators are evil his fervor for his retarded cause is comparable to Alenonimo and his militant atheist bullshit, bitching about how everyone’s out to get him and bragging of his so-called badassery for getting into online arguments with the aforementioned power-abusive AQDubz Gestapo.
- Veonyx: A very mature and enlightened young man who feels he knows the truth about AQ Worlds, and everything else in existence. He is a no life smart-ass cracker who thinks he’s the hottest shit, but really is a piece of shit stuck to the pubic hairs of a monkey’s anus. Currently a stuck up College Student who thinks that he knows everything because he can use the internetz, but in reality he’s just a no lifer video game nerd who sits behind his computer screen all day complaining about how bad AQ dubz is and doesn’t know shit. Also an avid watcher gay porn in his free time.
“irsopro. till i getz hacked.”
- Sibunad/]{haos: An 80 year old new Zealander who lives in his mothers basement and runs around with his clan Decipio, a fag team ofhomosexuals who went around destroying clans with their gay. He hangs around in Yulgar-1011 in nythera almost half the day waiting for his homosexual friends to show up. He got hacked by a pro and got all his fagitems sold or deleted. Now he’s in a fail clan named Lycanfang that rape children more effectively than any other. If you ever see him get some popcorn and say Deception at Large then watch him have a seizure. For extra lulz: tell everyone you know about Decipio while he’s watching. Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo. The way to get into his site is by typing ‘decipio member’ in the username and thenas the password
- Brittanyy/Zalandria: An ugly horse-faced cyberdating bitch who had a collection of pet moderators who she sucked the dicks of on a regular basis. When she gets into an argument she shits herself and calls upon an army of retarded virgins who she had cybersex with. Brittanyy claims to be a 16 year old who lives in Toronto, Canada but the best of us know that she’s a fat 12 year old who lives in a cave. She quit AQ Worlds when her online boyfriend User found Reed91 pounding the shit out of her online. This hardcore slut bit off more dick than that carnivorous, gutter pussy from Teeth.
- Evangel: A greedy faggot who hates everything because nothing is free and thinks of himself as top shit for being an oldfag. He spends his time preaching to faggots how unfair the world is because the retards who pay for the game get more shit than him and cries when other oldfags pick on him for being different.
- Falconblaze: A faggot who thinks that he can hack computers and anonymous lulz. He takes a long, hard dick between his ass cheeks every other week and gulps down jizz from all the ‘regs‘ in hopes of being one of them. Over 100 years ago some AQDubz slut named Eaglexx deleted his precious Alfa Pirat and all his other pixel shit and he cried like a Hipster with a face full of pepper spray. The only ‘girls‘ that would actually talk to this faggot are probably fat and ugly, or guys IRL.
- ROBOT MUFFIN: Fag who sucked Zhoom‘s dick to get his name ALL CAPS. Winner of the 2010 Hypocrite of the year award.
- Picosa/Wept: A fat slut who sold out all her friends to fuck the corrupt moderators. She enters a shallow and meaningless relationship every other month and leaves her victims drained of their souls once she is done. Her fanboys only put up with her mood swings, constant bitching and obnoxiousness because she has huge tits which experts believe sag like two plastic bags filled with ketchup.
- Baelius: A common pea brained “troll” who would probably lol until he pissed himself at the simple minded humor of this site, Mainly because it mirrors his manners and maturity just like a shit-flinging ape in a zoo.
- Reed91/Adam Scott: A Couple of Furfags that originated from Reed91 to his Doppleganger Adam Scott, Adam Scott is actually a Pro Golfer. So much for Originality. They areAwesome, they both venture through The Internet like it’s Nothing.
- B4mb4m/Tornadowoman: The Moglin defender of AQ Worlds. He’s an oldfag supporter of the game, and thinks he’s entitled to troll the new players due to it. Your typical elitist faggot. Also a fail-troll affiliated with other fuck-heads on this game. He only speaks to people who are founders and gay-1 regs, so don’t bother saying hi or he’ll ignore you unless you have a negro pirate for him to masturbate to.
- Stealthy Cupcake: At an impressive ten times gayer then b4mb4m, stealthy enjoys playing AQW, pretending he has friends out of his 600+ twitter followers, pretending he has a life, and pretending he is a founder, when in fact he’s just a second chumpholder with a icy naval commander and a faggoty J6 Birthday hat which he is NEVER seen without for fear of someone seeing his fugly ass pixelated face, stealthy thinks he is one cool bro, but in reality his name is among the dumbest pieces of shit ever thought up and he is a chode sucking choob, he tlaks liek dis.
- Indestructable/Messiah/Girl Scout: Known as “the messiah” of this shitty game, this guy’s soul purpose is to post abandon thread jpegs on their shitty Forums. He also befriends the people on this list for “teh lulz”. He is just some faggot irl, your average 13 year old girl scout who loves her badges, known for giving Saidre Shadow wet Bjs.
- Cicero/”Gingy”: Some ginger-haired fuck that believes he’s on top of the world because he stands in the same spot of the same room bitching and complaining at other faggots all day everyday.
- Jason3: Some worthless troll-wannabe that you see AFK in the same spot trying to be cool when you log in on the cool member server! He’s also stated to be married to like 4 other male 40-year old players in-game. Recently dubbed “helpful!” on they’re shitty forums because he told newfags shit everyone learned At least 100 years ago.. He thinks he has lots of friends who really just speak to him because they like to jack it to his Naval Commander armor he got by sucking Cysero off a few times.
- Shadow Eye: Something is just plain wrong with this pot-head tard, it is rumored he has autism, asperger’s, ADHD, down syndrome and brain AIDS. He enjoys being a fuck up and doing drugs while fapping off to my little pony so he feels cool and wanted in life. He is also known as Fluffy_Bum_Kins on twitter and frequently posts burnt out, drug addled and incomprehensible tweets such as “ASDFASDFASDFSAFASSSS GRRR FUUUUU QWWERTYUOIP QWVVVQWWVQ.” It is also rumored he has more than one brain cell left functioning after snorting 20grams of cocaine daily, but this too is merely a rumor.
- Razgriz/”Iyerris”: A gay Ex-AK who spends half his whole time pretending to have sex with his shitty swords. The rest of the time he spends jacking off while begging the staff to add more shitty swords. Often can be seen socializing with foot licking gaytards and 40-year old guys pretending to be girls. Gave up being AK and got a life now.
- Mytho: Another alcoholic Dane who constantly chases them pixelated wimminz.
“AQW supports Gays too as long as they pay!.”
- The Amazing 350: Elitist asshole who calls people faggots in spite of the massive irony. He jewed Articks Etertanimentz out of monies and jizzed in Cysero’s cash pool repeatedly before getting banned on the forum for being a nigger.
- Dusknoir93: This Bitch is a whore that faints when Beleen is on sight. He thinks that he is a famous bitch because a Moderator said “Hi” to him. He enjoys having some slaves behind him for his personal issues. He thinks he is close to AE staff but he is a bitch. He’s one of Xyo’s mindless sex slaves A.K.A (Fanbase). He spends more money on AE more than he spends on food and water. He is also called “The Homoman”. Suspected in having a gay relationship with Cysero.
- Drakel War Lord: A fag who only bitches about that gay class Guardian. He is a worthless nigger who hacks shit in Anus Quest Worlds and goes batshit when Cysero says something on Twitter.
- Zeldix21/E1T1 Natalie/ TheBlondeRogue: A self-righteous, overly stuck-up bimbo with a desperate, lustful bandwagon of dimwit followers whom she shamelessly rents dat pootang out to for teh moneys. Natalie, also desperate, also lustful, also a dimwit, would rent out TBR’s pootang on the literal level and the new-found TBR would find herself whoring again! 40 times the STDs, 40 times the pretentious bullshit, 40 times the pain in the ass, we can only assume that Natalie took e-peen hard and deep.
- Tvi: A suicidal emo Azn bitch that “quit” after the faggot Xyo dumped her after he realized he’s attracted to animals and 40 year old males but not girls, she came back because now she got a lesbian lover A.K.A her other self (Tvi1) but she does have fine tits we all want to feel, so she’s not that bad.
- Braska: A gay yulgar-1 reg who thinks he’s on top of the world because he can make proper sentences like the rest of us humans, known to have sexual relationship with Indestructable.
- Kira_Nightingale: An emo bitch with a furfag bf that’s sad 24/7 and wants someone to point a gun to her head and pull the trigger, she also enjoys masturbating when sad, mad, lonely, or desperate which’s pretty much all the time.
- Nehemiah: An overly stuck up faggot who does nothing in the game at all except sit around doing nothing, until one of the legendary mods come into the room, from which he immediately sparks up multiple conversations, in hopes that the mod will make him a mod. Little does he know, they hate Scientologists, thus ending his dreams to become a mod– like he ever would anyways. Also known for his many unsuccessful attempts at blanking this article in a fit of butthurt, and wanting to white knight for the great and powerful mods. Upon seeing this, he may try to blank it a few more times.
- PestyPearson: Some whore who fucked lots of kiddies over the Interwebs, some being on Twitter and some being plain fucking retarded enough. She wears all black to hide that ugly, freckled face that she has but is scared people will die from her ugliness. She looks like Amy Winehouse when she died and suck dick for membership and ACs just like her master Brittanyy.
- Vamparagon: Thinks he is the most important person to ever walk the Earth because he owns the biggest clan. Criticize him even of the slightest amount and he will call you a trolland ignore you. Also has the largest e-peen of any browser-based game player.
- 1c3 R3b0rn: A brown trap. Almost as conceded as Dage’s ego, his opinions on AE are bipolar as a girl on her period.Thinks he’s all that when his mexican friend named a weapon after him. *pretends to be a mod on his spare time*
- Komron234: Pretty Cool Guy Except He faps to Cards Too much. Also known as Merracist.
- Smiley the Hun/TrunkZ: A half-brain inbred fuckwit from the Deep South that jumps to guns when he jumps the gun. When not on AQW this redneck can be found being fucked in the ass by his sister with an horse cock strap-on, ripping him a new asshole four times the original circumference. By all accounts a wannabe-troll shit who uses this very article as a dictionary, yet does not comprehend the meanings of tryhard or troll. This esteemed Texan has no idea that his precious alt TrunkZ hacked Black Naval Commander during the Gamma of AQDubz.
- Soulgoldknight:Shit-for-brains wannabe troll shit that moans at Cysero for for fucking his metrosexual ass into the pavement. Soulgoldknight, too cheap to buy his own membership, jews it out of others through sexual sanctions that rival even Zoroua’s unyielding faggotry.
- Zoroua: Weeaboo Arab by all means. How his parents spawned such a breed of horny, homoerotic desperation is an enigma better left un-fathomed. Zoroua claims to be bi-sexual, but is actually a flaming hard-gay who would give anything to be jailbait at the county prison. Zoroua enjoys anal sex with all of his twitter followers and masturbating to Jeffree Star Music Videos in his free time. Rumored to be Al Qaeda’s new plot for destroying AQDubz and crashing Twitter through gay shenanigans and spammy incoherent posts. Recently hit 70,000 hard-gay tweets; if he is not stopped soon, this plan may come into actual fruitation.
- Nomtan: Attention whoring faggot who shamelessly begs for likes on his shitty facebook page, and rages whenever someone doesn’t agree with his opinion. Thinks he’s hot shit just because he’s an old fag and sits in Yulgar all day with his handy dandy dictionary looking up big words to use to impress the masses. Has gender changed so many times he doesn’t even know his own sexuality anymore.
- Thantos: Your average pretentious elitist putting himself over others on structure-less presumptions knowing perfectly well what a pompous ass he makes of himself. In such a narrow state of mind, he’ll bust his balls undoubtedly if anything is said to set off the overly obvious short-circuit that comes with your average egotist.
- Van Dizel: Makes Michael Jackson and Justin Bieber want to puke, he also is an attention whore who had to beg the SysOp to add himself to this article, will gender change until he starts hallucinating yet again and his imaginary girlfriend begins yelling at him.
- Mody_909: Another cool Arab who spends too much money on this shitpile of an MMO. Mody is incredibly arrogant, and thinks of himself as a ‘king’ (actually, king of the faggots sounds like a great title for this kid). All his shitty AQ Dubz pixel items are purchased using his gay daddy’s oil well money.
- Blazegloom: The [[You|ugly] hipster slut that replaced Brittanyy and Picosa], ‘Nici’ Blazegloom sucks more cyber-dick, bitches 20% harder, and boasts that she’s ‘[Buttsex|best friends' with asshat AE Administrator Zazul. In reality she's just a prima donna bitch who needs to get back to the kitchen.
- The Average Player: The average player is the one that keeps this shitty game running, and they are in every other server beside the shitpool people call SER VIR. Every week they expect a good release but end up getting disappointed with the lack of creativity AQW staff creates with all there membership money (6 dollars). The players consist of Botters, BR's, noobs,BR's, little kids who are idiots enough to give them they're real age, Br's,hardcore players, and Br's. Sad day when they realize AQW is another mediocre game, and they could do better with they're sad saaad life.
- Arthamus/Doom*: A jewfag who thinks he is the most popular person in the game that just sits home and plays games all day. He thinks he has gayfag rares and brags for having stuff no one cares about.
Staff
- Cysero: (Pictured Above) Where to begin, Cysero LOVES his money and will do anything to get his queer hands on it,from releasing pricy Adventure Coin item's each week and jacking off to the Limited Quantity Shops as they drop in item stock, Cysero tries to do everything he can to put a price tag on each release. He has little to no concern about the quality of the game (as shown above) and when Lolicon artist Miltonius (now known as Nulgath a big fucktard anal probing bug alien) made a zone better than his beloved tree house, he had it destroyed and thrown to the non members. He also enjoys masturbating with his left tube sock while Alina and Samba have lesbian sex for him on his desk.
-Jew Status: Confirmed after he was caught looking for pennies in his ass after Friday night's money-orgy.
- Artix Krieger: The monster behind this jewish program used to harvest the minds, souls, and pockets of young children and Brazilians of all ages quite similar to the late Walt Disney. Once every year Fartix checks back in on how AQ Worlds is doing after he finishes counting his money, fucking prostitutes and OED's Kimberly in his Doomknight room (built entirely off of players cash) only to find that to his dissapointment, Cysero has not released enough overpriced AC items this year to fatten up his wallet (to make more doomknight rooms and pay more prostitutes when Beleen isn't available). Thus, Cysero is beaten in front of the rest of his staff (slaves) and in order to make a further example, promptly made to give Lord Fartix a hot blowjob. In order to boost profits and make himself smile with contentment knowing money is being made on that one day he checks back in, Artix devised the upholder system so that every year when he glimpses at AQ World's homepage, he feel at ease to see the nitwits scrambling to upgrade and buy AC's so that they too can have a gaylord boyscout badge and feel a little more like Indestructable...by about 40th upholder.
-Fag-adin Status: Confirmed each time he starts a shitty trap MMO
- Alina: Rolith's bitchslut that can press keys on a keyboard to make stories better than Beleen can.
-Whoreslut Status: Not Guilty one of the few acceptable staff team members.
- Beleen: An ugly, STD-ridden slut with sex hair and a smile that would make The Joker cry. Her legion is ten thousand nerdy fanboys strong, and they rage with the force of a thousand suns when someone points out that their idol is an whore.
-BitchSlut Status: Confirmed for every quart of jizz she has guzzled.
HERP DERP! Who wants to bend me over their desk next?!."
- Zhoom: A nerdy sand nigger who apparently can't count, program or do his job due to the cock loads of lag in AQ Worlds
-Faggot Status: Confirmed every single fucking time the game lags/crashes/can't improve anything/quests don't work/everything doesn't work he reveals his complete inability to code for hippopotamus chodes.
- Miltonius/Nulgath: A half chink hentai artist hired by Artix after he masturbated to the rape scene in Akumi, Miltonius is now known by the Alias "Nulgath" due to people finding out about his previous career as a lolicon/hentai maker and Artix didn't want all the 13 year old boys on AQW to steal all his favorite anime porn vids and and felt only he deserved to fap them. So, Fartix demanded that Miltonius (we call him by what he really is on the ED) change his name to something gayer and transform into a fat greasy insectoid rapist and fly to Florida to give him oral sex so that poor Milton could keep his job. He is now best known for his overused and worthless Juggernigger items that help non-member Brazilians and quest loading fuckers feel 1337 too, and better than the negro naval commander owners who are not 13 years old.
-Faggot Status: Not Guilty of Faggotry. One of the few remaining talents on the AE team sadly persecuted by the green faggot for being such.
- Elnaith: An online ladies man who spends all day trying to please sluts like Brittanyy. The only boob he ever touched IRL is his mother's and all his friends are 12 year olds who play Dungeouns and Dragons in his basement, he also faps each time to the severe warnings he gives out to dem silly trolls on the GD.
-Faggot Status: Confirmed for every severe warning in my shitfucking inbox.
- TLD4: Some faggot from the forums who lied about being 18 (Which he is really 12), to be a moderator and get every oldfag weapon and armor/class.
- Dage the Evil/Daggot the Feeble: Retarded WoW fanboy who believes "art" is made by making things black and shoving skulls all over it. he tlaks lik dis nd rages wen u dont like his shitty remake design shit and act like one of his "Dage-ites" also known as Daggots. Dage enjoys riding his stolen motorbike and bragging about how he was once a hand-model for Hollister until he was fired. On Twitter, Dage enjoys sharing the adventures of his amazing life and spectacular art work (see chronocorrupter) with his google eyed 13 year old fan base. This makes Dage hard and he always enjoys a good fapping session while reading the comments little boys posted on his twitpic.
-Faggot Status: Confirmed 'Nuff Said.
- Xyo: Xyo: A pathetic Asian who got famous for making shitty music videos and sucking dick. His dire lack of talent reminded the Articks Entertainmnt staff of their own lack of talent so they made him a moderator for no fucking reason. He also had a gay three-way with Elnaith and Zheenx. Really, his work is so bad it makes the plot of an 80's porn video appear to be a well planned out masterpiece. If you gave a down-syndrome afflicted three year old some crayons and a flip-book, said three year old would beat this chinks ass up and down in a film festival. This gay Asian doesn't even do shit for AE now, he's in college masturbating while his roommate is fucking his mother beside him.
-Faggot Status: Confirmed just take a long gander.
- Zheenx: A retarded Brazilian faggot who's famous for sucking cocks on Youtube (he actually posted a video of him sucking his boyfriend's dick) then played the 'lul hacked' card. His 'personal' items also look like shit; a testament to his total lack of talent.
-Faggot Status: Confirmed guilty of being a homosexual shit faced Brazilian.
- Samba: A air headed and small brained prostitute AE decided to hire off the streets because Cysero grew tired of tripping over her at the lab's door step each day. She is constantly bubbly and obnoxiously peppy due to always being cock drunk from Artix anally sodomizing her at the end of each "work day" in the underground lab, (so much that she turned blue). Currently known as the "Troll" of the staff team despite all of falling under that category by pretending to make a good MMORPG when they know in reality it is not, for the lulz and profit.
-Whore Status: Undecided
- Mennace: A good man, who stumbled into a bad part of town. He ran away from AQdubz faster than a Mexican hopping the boarder after he realized his mistake in signing on to the AE team. Oh WAIT THEIRS MORE After mennace left, cysero slapped him with a bag of (fake)money and gave him another contract. Like the miltonius thing, he changed his name to some gay "solrac" (His real name 'Carlos' spelled backwards, clever!. I'm not surprised mennace accepted it, it's better then lawn service
-Faggot Status: Straight this man left the ship wreck known as AE with his pride and anus intact.
- Reens: One of the lazy slavers of the jewgold-mine called AQ Worlds, Reens is the 'Head Moderator', or the bitch that employs all the useless twats like Elnaith and Xyo. Reens does fuckall when it comes to actual work, and instead spends her time at the 'lab' biting dicks off.
Features
Too Cool for School.
- Have up to 5 Different attacks including auto attack!
- Spend hours grinding in order to get to level 10 level 45.
- Spend hours performing the same "kill X amount of monster" quest so you can afford a weapon you aren't a high enough level to use!
- Communicate with canned responses!
Have a pet that doesn't help in anyway and bog down the frame rate!They just released Battle Pets!- Take 5 minutes to rest and heal after every single fight!
- Participate in recycled holiday events!
- Buy recycled armors from those recycled holiday events!
- Complete overuse of crappy armors!
- Re-use Re-use Re-use Re-use Re-use Re-use Re-use Re-use...!!!!
- See your rare items hacked daily by 13 year old Quest Loaders who just don't give a shit!
- A broken report system to let those quest loaders run free!
- Completely Broken Game-Play Dynamics!
- Engage in annoying "NOU PROVE ME WRONG" religious debate with Baron von Bloodlust!
- No music! They have it now! Sounds like Beleen giving Cysero a Bj.
- Shitty sound effects!
- Get your clan assaulted by Decipio
- The eye opening and informing discussions on forums!
- Spend 50$ a year so you can actually do something (soon to be raised bitches)!
- Wait 10 seconds to switch to another screen!
- Be ignored by high level 40 45's!
- Be asked to join a group 15 times after saying no!
- Having to listen to Leo or Techno for hours on end!
- Covering up cleavage on an NPC because it was too horny for Firearmed!
- Having a dildo as a quest reward!
- Annoying typos!
- Get Sibunad to give you major trollroll and then take over your clan.
- Get begged for "Drugen" by illiterate noobs constantly even if you don't have it!!!
- Juggernigger items!
- Daggot The Feeble Items!
- Stand around in a pub for hours waiting for teh kewl mods to come and giv u kewl tu!
- Harass said mods with mind blowingly stupid and or idiotic questions! (HOW MUCH HEALHT WIL DRAKAT HAV?!?)
- Hardly any spoons!
- See cleavage and bare legs on every girl character and now even on surfboards!
- Incredible animation by Miltonius, famous lolicon/porn animator from the internetz!
- Have your own shitty cabaret show!
- Sucking corrupt moderator dick for favors!
- Get the shit annoyed out of you by Brazilians!
- Brittanyy giving free cybersex. Just type "/w brittanyy <message>" for this feature!
- Be able to talk to the tight ass jewfag known as Dracorath!
- Get banned by Xyo for not being part of his army of mindless sex slaves known as his fanbase!
- Be able to be a part of Dage's "Legion" filled with activities like prodding, sucking and stroking his inflated ego.
- Making masturbation jokes about Reddik's name!
- Get an invite to Decipio just so they can control your clan.
- Listening to AE's top fans! "algeum br?"!
- Listen to Cysero all day and night!
- 95 percent AC releases each week (sometimes 96%)!
- 4 1/2 percent non member, and half a percent member items!
- Lots of boy scout badges to make you feel special!
- Have ]{haos the Troll send mass PMs to all the Fan-Clans
- Buy useless ACs stuff every week to put the smile on your pretty boy face!
- Going onto their wikidot and putting up a video of a shirtless guy dancing, only to have it deleted because the moderators do not have enough sexual confidence!
- Game play that is shittier than Hotel Mario!
- Really big weapons so people can compensate for their micro-penis!
- See Gravelyn in full prostitute outfit!
Forums
A cornucopia of pedos, nerds, emos, kids way too young to be on a forum, furries, and dudes who take this game way too seriously make up the pits that are the forums. Members are surprisingly hostile to “noobs“. Prime trolling material. [1]
“An AEF Arch-Knight in his/her natural habitat.”
-The wonderful land of AEF AQW can be broken up into primarily four distinct hell holes. Yes four, fuck the bugs section because the entire game is a bug and fuck guides because guides are for the weak:
General Discussion:
“^A common GD discussion thread.^“
Ignorant Questions and Cock Suckers Answers hoping to get dat Arch Knight:
Ignored Suggestions: 
And by the end of the day if you say something that boarders common sense or questions the fascist authority of the Staff. . .
You might just unlock this unique achievement, Compliments of Elly himself!!!!!!
Twitter and Facebook
The AE twitter community is comparable to an AQDubz outside of AQDubz. It’s LITERALLY the same (except maybe even better in the gameplay department)! See here:
Twitter is:
1. Like an extremely limited chat room minus the dress up shit and AC’s.
2. You can only say about 140 words on AQW before getting muted for spamming, but you can do the same on twitter with NO filter and NO mutings!
3. Talk with the same retarted fuckers you know and love, except through mentions and not in the Y-1 gay bar!
4. Put up with faggots like Zoroua spamming gay shit on your twitter timeline instead of your AQW chat box!
5. Put up with Arab Mody_909 pretending to have friends and be cool on Twitter instead of watching him desperately camp B-1 and Y-1 in search of Moderator Anal Sex and acknowledgement! 
6. Get previews of empty releases, broken promises and items you will be wasting money on before they are talked about in the Design Notes!
7. Listen to Veonyx not play AQdubz anymore and get play by play updates about his narcissistic antics!
8. Listen to all the narcissistic assholes you would normally find in Y-1, right there on your very own twitter time-line without the hassle of spamming to get into the room first!
9. Watch wannabe AE artist players like Tooterser post their “artwork” on twitpic. They hope lord Cysero or some other drunken staff member will pluck them from the masses of uneducated shitheads and take them to the promised land of golden names, modship, no work and Beleens vaginal hole! Oh sweet baby jesus! Halleh-looyaz! Oh yes! Oh yes! Amen! Fire and Glory! Praise the lawd!!! Can I getta AMEN.
10. Pretend to have friends in real life and use tinychat as a way of showing off your ugly face to the community. If you’re a girl, the tits of get the fuck out rule applies here. Show off them size A-Cups for Jenchy babes!
”Nuff Said.”
Facebook is:
1. A place for no life geeks, bronies, arabs, dweebs, nerds, fat bitches, ugly humans and leprechauns to gather and make friends.
2. If you have over 2,000 AQW related friends added, you win the game and become super cool kid of the year.
3. Nobody fucking uses facebook for AQW. If you do you’re fucking retarted and should make a twitter and spread your queerness there.
4.Nobody uses facebook for AQW
5.Nobody uses facebook for AQdubz
6.Nobody uses facebook for Adventure Coin Worlds
7. Nobody ever, and I mean ever, fucking uses facebook for Adventure Quest Worlds, except for the 150,000+ geniuses to liked it on the homepage.
8. If you do find yourself using Facebook for AQW and not real life purposes by accident or mistake, fear not. The solution to this problem is plain and simple. If you live in America or Switzerland, take a pilgrimage to the nearest arms vendor in your area. Apply for a gun license and wait for it to arrive. In the mean time, purchase ammo. When it arrives, buy a shotgun. Retire to your place of residence, pull down the shades, rest your neck (or anus, depending on preference) on the tip of the barrel. Once in comfortable position, promptly pull the trigger and bask in the fruits your good decision.
- Note, If you pick the anal configuration, you might not be able to reach the trigger. In this case tie a piece of string to it and then pull from your position as instructed. look here for an example
How to Troll An Adventure Quest World’s Player or a Staff Member
- Ask how much money they have wasted on virtual worthless dress up items
- Beg for Drudgen in Yulgars
- Beg for Nulgath Larvae in Yulgars
- Beg for a free account in Yulgars
- Beg for free membership and AC’s in Yulgars
- PM players saying you’ll give them free AC’s for their password
- Tipe wit relly bad speling an gramer wich gets on teh nervs of any1 ovr the age of thurteeen lawl
- Inquire about the lack of game-play and abundance or worthless shit causing massive lag
- Complain and bitch about the excessive amounts of lag that permeate every pixel of the Adventure-less World
- Talk about how Niggers and Jews deserve to burn on a cross and support Adolf Hitler
- Quest Load Tercessuinotlim rares and then brag about it to a first generation owner
- Quest Load anything and brag about how you didn’t get banned for it in front of a rare collector
- Constantly spam friend/group/duel invites to anybody that comes into your field of vision!
- Equip rogue Vindicator of They and completely destroy every other class in PvP then proceed to brag about how much “skill” you have
- Claim that PvP requires large amounts of skill to be good at and not mindless sliding and button mashing
- Claim that anything in AQW requires any amount of drive or skill
- Harass Cysero on Twitter telling him his game sucks crab infested hairy Mongolian anal pubes
- Harass Cysero on Facebook telling him his game sucks crab-infested hairy Mongolian anal-pubes
- Make countless fake staff member Facebook and Twitter accounts in order to scam dipshits out of their accounts
- Acquire vast amounts of rares and show them off in in front of lesser fortunate players who don’t have shiny items like you do
- Constantly spam emotes and class skills in Yulgars in order to make people lag
- If you’re a fuck-tard that purchased ULTRAHAT spam/headbang in a crowded area, lulz shall ensue
- Sexually harass and ask out any player that appears to even remotely resemble the female sex
- Change genders and pretend to be a cute single 15 year old girl (sick fuck) like Zilford the Legend and Z0roua
Be Zilford the Legend, Z0roua, Stealthy Cupcake, Drakkan or anyone under the age of 13 (or acts like it)Calling yourself a troll doesn’t make you a troll.
- Ask mods idiotic questions like the color of Drakath’s penis before they hop rooms to show off their mod items to other players
- Join the staff
- If you can’t really join the staff, make fake Twitter and Facebook accounts impersonating them to steal passwords & accounts lulz!
- Start vulgar and inappropriate threads on forums seeing how many severe warnings you can get from DatElnaith
- Start a conversation about how great Dage the Evil is and how he deserves to take over as AQW’s boss
- Start a conversation about how gay and faggoty Dage the Evil is in front of a group of loyal Daggot’s
- Spam “Alguem Br” on any server other than Espada
- Spam “DOES ANYBODY SPEAK ENGLISH” on the Espada server
- Tell Drudgen beggars that you do in fact have Drudgen, then refuse to let them use it
- Hop to various yulgars begging for Drudgen/Nulgath Larvae while you have it equipped
- Be obnoxious and wear absolutely god-awful armor combinations that not even a deaf, blind & mute retard would think matched
- If you’re a male, wear especially faggy armors; anything in pink or with fairy-wings should do the trick
- Brag and lie about how great membership is on a non-member server with your kewl memburr itemz
- Virus your computer with shitty packet kitties and start spamming canned chat because you don’t get muted for it
- Do nothing, people will seriously start bitching just because the room they joined is quiet
- Harass and assault staff members on Twitter via mentions until you get blocked
- Monitor a staff-meeting filmed on webcam; take a picture of Cysero flipping off the room and then proceed to upload it for all of the interwebz to see! (Massive Brownie Points)
- PM players telling them you are willing to trade your level
3545 account for their shitty level 23, proceed to give them the password of a sockpuppet
- Leave the room during the middle of a difficult boss-fight; return and equip any soloing class then beat the shit out of the boss after everyone else is dead
- Wear Peasant Rags or any newfag equipment for that matter, enhance it and proceed to beat the shit out of your low level opponent (Who’s wearing the 1337 armor.) in PVP
- Brag to oldfags how you hacked the game and obtained Dragonslayer without even starting the first quest
- Start any discussion regarding how shitty AQW is compared to other MMO
- Point out how AE basically ripped-off everything there is on the Internets and replaced with some unfunny references
- Wait until the oldfag rendered said boss’s HP to a very low amount, proceed to finish the boss just when the oldfag runs out of HP and claim the super ultra rare drop for yourself
- Give any newfag an old skiddie tool for this game, tell him how it worked wonders for you and watch him get permabanned as he starts the Noobshire bot
AQW IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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